Congratulations America. We have officially found our exit strategy for our war in the middle east. How you ask? We are starting a different war. A new cold war. With everyone. Recent pro-democratic movements succeeding in Egypt have erupted into what seems to be a new worldwide craving for democracy. It's not even a slight craving either, it went from backburner ideal to now fullblown crack craving. Seriously check these out: China, Ukraine, Tunisia, Morocco, Libya aaaaand Wisconsin? Haha.
So now you see what I'm talking about right? There's actually more to support this idea. Looking back in history how did we, as America, get out of previous depression and recessions? Wars. We start wars and then the industrial machine that America is gets all of its wheels moving and it booms economically. That's just what we do. So here we are, waging a new war. Yes, we had a part in igniting the middle eastern powder keg. "And then the evil non-democracy monsters said, 'You shall have no more facebook or twitter!!'" Seriously, that's what happened in Egypt. These people utilized facebook and twitter to organize and promote the entire revolution! Both are American companies/products/whatever you want to call them in this case. It just happened on their servers. Lol let's face it. We might be starting a cold war. If we are, let's hope it works and it fixes our economy for a while and makes our lives better just so that we can leave a pile of crap for the generation that must eventually try to bring it to an end...(sarcasm). Oh well. That's what's up in Egypt and what I consider the Egypt story.
On a side-note: I guess it's time to get some new underpants...
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